╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
More

what-even-is-thiss:

katsen13:

mistermustachiogmc:

wishem:

qualitydoggo:

brendaonao3:

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

I am sorry Cable looks like that

Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.

Ok this is literally at least the third time I’ve reblogged this but I don’t care. It’s too funny.

Bad guy uwu

weheartchrisevans:

image

hankjob:

blockchiken:

this is why the internet was made

This was made in 2006 but immediately opened a worm hole to 2017

Source: blockchiken

sleepyskele:

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

jetsharkdragon:

kenhinna:

okapiandpaste:

I’m loosing my gd mind at the sonic trailer tho purely bc eggman looks like an evil sportacus 

image
image
image
image

full circle

dyke4thor:

men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi

feministism:

image

devon-aoki:

clearspit:

antisocial-astronaut:

idkhowbutipanicked:

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

omg whats gonna happen

image

unclefather:

image

samwise-the-true-hero:

nightrhain:

cipollakate:

nickthepigeon:

stealing-your-wife:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.